Gina Clayton-Tarvin Sued me and all I got was this stupid T-shirt…

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In an absolute kamikaze mission, Gina Clayton- Tarvin strapped herself into a Baka bomb, destined for a one way attack into legal oblivion.

Pulling down the shoulders straps in her Baka Bomb, Tarvin walked in to court May 9th to do battle with me and my supporters.

She pulled the release lever and launched her mission… one from which she was guaranteed no return.

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Tarvin need not learn how to land.

There was no returning from this attempt to shut down HBSledgehammer and that “Psycho” Chuck Johnson.

Desperate people take desperate measures. Somehow, despite the crocodile tears and the Oscar worthy performance, Tarvin ran into a wall of cannon fire, once my wingman Chris Epting hit the stand.

Epting fought off a perplexed judge, then managed to unload a brutal volley that left Tarvins Baka bomb smoking, spinning and falling.

He was quickly followed on the stand by myself, and despite my insane effort to control my rage, no doubt some of it managed to show thru and I simply proceeded to dismantle her case, line by line, exhibit by exhibit.

I pumped a few more rounds from my cannon at her attorneys and her aircraft and banked hard right as Norm Westwell flew tail positon and brought up the rear…Westwell put even more holes in her flaming, falling aircraft.

My attorney then managed to hit her with a massive wall of first amendment flak from which she could not escape.

Her suicide mission ended as it should… with her weapon falling harmlessly into the sea, with all of us cackling and laughing about what a crappy pilot she was, and how easy it was to shoot her down.

Her high command must have seen that that they were up against far harder targets than Tarvin had let on, and promptly ended the second phase of Tarvins offensive and dismissed her ridiculous Civil “Harassment” suit the following morning.

The Judge actually chastised Tarvin’s attorneys for the terrible case they presented, gave my attorney a subtle beatdown for his lack of prep and calling me “Mr. Wilson”… ( promptly corrected to Mr. Johnson… told me to ” Just be nice…” or some shit like that..He apparently wasn’t a fan of my dark humor, nor my foul language…

Really.

He then informed Tarvin and Myself that he didn’t want to see either myself nor Tarvin in his courtroom ever again… so Gina… behave yourself.

I won’t. Not a chance in hell.

But Gina, you had better behave amd stop it with the bullshit lawsuits… No doubt Stafford will remember you and just tell the bailiff to get this lying sack of shit out of my courtroom before my head explodes from having to listen to your lies and tales of victim-hood.

Anybody out there think that I’m going to play nice?…. Bwhahahahah!

Not a chance. It only get worse from here on out. Briscoe, Souders, Singer.. get out there and start taking your swings in the on deck circle.

You are all part of the problem. a problem I’m now even more dedicated than ever to solve.

Think of it as a public service.

My next release will include all of the court documents related to this case. Judge for yourself.

Develop a clear picture of what just went down may 9th. You are going to have to wait while I structure it perfectly, in chronological fashion, so that you develop a solid understanding.

But by the time you are finished reading what will no doubt be a long piece, you will have all the tools required to understand Gina Clayton- Tarvin…. and why I fight so damn hard against her… so damn hard, that she tried to sue me out of desperation, to shut me up.

The Sledgehammer counteroffensive has been in the planning stages for quite a while now.

The advisors are quietly amassing the battle plan. It involves numerous pending battles.

Perjury. Conspiracy. Malicious Prosecution. Defamation.

And yeah… intentional infliction of emotional distress.

Ever read the “Art of War” by Sun Tzu? I have.

It sits on my nightstand. I read it a lot. I highly recommend it to anyone. The man is a genius.


“Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”

“Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win

In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity”

“Engage people with what they expect; it is what they are able to discern and confirms their projections. It settles them into predictable patterns of response, occupying their minds while you wait for the extraordinary moment — that which they cannot anticipate.”

“Be extremely subtle even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent’s fate.”

Sun Tzu~ The Art of War.


Gina, whoever convinced you to walk into a minefield with a blindfold on, did you no favors.

You and I will be intrinsically linked for life… or at least as long as your working career… you will see that deduction check after check for “Garnishment”.

And I will save it all in a special account so that my son and i can surf Costa Rica for two weeks straight once he hits sixteen. Thanks.

See you again in court soon. And don’t worry…. It wont be C-66 with Stafford. You can try out the waterworks on a whole new judge.

But no doubt, the result, will be much the same.

See you at the next OVSD meeting!

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Time for truth…

Im decompressing this morning….enjoying a smoke and a cup of coffee at my favorite table to write at over at Harrys… I have much to say about my court battle yesterday…Trust me…its coming….i just need to settle in with my laptop and it will flow like water…be patient readers…i promise a world of fun!

Tarvin apparently yanked her bullshit “defamation” suit…no matter…shes still going to pay my attorneys fees…

And if Ms. Clayton -Tarvin thinks thats the end of this…think again Gina. Im in discussions with a gentleman who worked in the DAs office for 20+ years and identified the elements of perjury in your filing and offered me a knowing smile. Then comes comes malicious prosecution. Then we move on to a “real” defamation case, before closing with a intentional infliction of emotional distress.

I think its time for truth Gina. All the crocodile tears in the world won’t save you now….lawyer up bitch.

HBSledgehammer University: Online Syllabus-ETHICS 104 – SLAPP Lawsuits.

Welcome to HBSledgehammer University:

Online Education. ETHICS 104- SLAPP Lawsuits.

Professor: Miss Smith. 714-536-9303 email: mssmith@HBsledgehammer.edu

Introduction.

We have prepared this syllabus for your use.

In this class, we will cover the fundamentals of what constitutes a SLAPP Lawsuit.

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Next we will cover why SLAPP Suits are filed Including:

  • Attempts to silence political critics
  • Attempts to intimidate political critics
  • Confusion over the intent or direction of a statement.
  • Inability of a public figure or business to accept the fact that they are disliked
  • Inability of a public figure or business to effectively accept open criticism
  • Paranoia
  • Mental Illness
  • Being a total asshole
  • And Finally, Bat Shit Craziness

The class will then review important case law pertaining to SLAPP suits including:

  • HUSTLER MAGAZINE, INC. V. FALWELL 485 U.S. 46 (1988)
  • Scott v. McDonnell Douglas Corporation (1974) 37 Cal.App.3d 277, 288.
  • Fox Searchlight Pictures, Inc. v. Paladino (2001) 89 Cal.App.4th 294, 308.
  • Barrett v. Rosenthal, 40 Cal. 4th 33, 41 n.4 (2006
  • Ampex v. Cargle, 128 Cal. App. 4th 1569, 1576 (2005)
  • Franklin v. Dynamic Details, Inc. (2004) 116 Cal.App.4th 375, 385. 
  • Chaker v. Mateo (2012) 209 CA4th 1138, 1148.
  • Ghafur v. Bernstein (2005) 131 Cal.App.4th 1230,1238.

Finally, we will cover ANTI SLAPP law Including:

  • The severe financial consequences of filing a bogus lawsuit
  • The embarrassment of having your ass handed to you in open court
  • The potential for the intended “Victim” of your SLAPP suit to mock you mercilessly
  • The feeling of abject failure resulting from having your SLAPP suit tossed by a Judge within minutes of reading the complaint.
  • And a recap of the additional fees and costs that the Plaintiff will pay as a result of a gleeful attorney for the defendant taking the case on contingency.

 

The Nutty Professor

Well, a few days have passed, and Smilin’ John Briscoe hasn’t popped up on Social Media to tout his carpetbagging candidacy in the 47th Congressional district against Party Endorsed Candidate, David Clifford.

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Click Here for David Clifford’s Campaign Website…


Surprising, considering the fact that Briscoe gives Gina Tarvin a serious run for the money when it comes to self promoting political theatre.

The “Word Puppet Master”  knows there is an Army of folks waiting in the wings, prepared to engage Briscoe on any Social Media platform he uses to further this ill conceived run for office.

But that’s OK John… because you got this mastered right?

Can’t wait to read “every alliterative word sequence”…


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HBSledgehammer.com annihilated Briscoe’s

“simple alliterative word sequences…”

Click here to have a look…

HBSledgehammer.com is considering a quick run out to Long Beach and the surrounding community, to have a chat with some of John Briscoe’s tenants, just to get a feel for how the other half lives …

We may even see if John has some illegal short term rentals in Sunset Beach or HB we can party in before we send the data to the City Attorneys office about the party pads.

Not everybody knows  Smilin’ John was moonlighting as a marketing professor over at Cal State Long Beach.

Apparently, John was just a pretender, much like he pretends to be a Conservative Republican.

From the ratings of his students on Rate my Professor, It appears that Briscoe was just goin thru the motions and collecting a paycheck from the State.

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If I spent thousands in tuition and got stuck with this great pretender, I would demand a refund.

The Sounds of Laughter…

Words & Music: Grisham/Roche/Emory/Barnes – True Sounds of Liberty – T.S.O.L.

From the Album, “Dance with Me” – 1981

Straight outta HB

I can hear the sounds of laughter.

Could it be they’re laughing at me?

I can hear the roar of thunder.

I’m mad

I’m deranged I see…

Clowns in costumes

voices that carry…

Their message to my mind.

I’m Like a child so young and carefree

My eyes see what they want to see.

Lights are flashing.

Colors are blurring.

There are patterns in my mind,

things are hidden to the world around me…

But still they say I’m blind

Wrap me up in a web of lies

Meet the man who’s locked inside.

I’m too many people in too many places.

I’ve a split personality.


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